The story of Ms Beatrice Koki(39) has really broken my heart.
Beatrice woke up her body
burning like hellfire that awaits the Dusit terrorists. Her thighs were
trembling like a chameleon crossing Thika Road at 6.00 am in the morning
Distraught, defeated and desperate she hatched a strategic plan;
a very wicked plan to kidnap a landlord’s son(15). Initially, she called the
well-mannered boy to her house. Boy-child grew cold feet. After a serious
thought, she called the adamant boy to go buy a packet of milk, biscuits and
something whose name sounds like name of a Bombay Redlight district. When the
boy-child returned, the lady insisted that he comes in for a ‘thank you’. He
was given a glass of water and immediately the boy went bananas.
Beatrice then pulled out her cloths at a breakneck speed,
removed the boy’s cloths then jumped on his waist like Homabay economic
gangsters jump on devolution funds. Waaah, she pounded and pounded and pounded
the boy’s waist for 120 minutes. She over-fed the boy her bearded meat until
the boy started speaking in tongues.
Lizards overheard her screaming a record 7 times but the
neighbors could not hear because the music was on. On completion she dresssed
up. The boy gained consciousness, rushed home and reported to his mum who
instantly reported the 39 year old sex-starved maniac to the police.
Ms Koki was arrested, taken to court and currently enjoying free
accommodation at Langata Women Coolers….But what would push a lady this far…
Are there no men or ladies are getting too many… What exactly is the
Well, my buddy Silas says:
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But
then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love
is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then
is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one
must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re
getting this down.