Understanding women, if a LADY comes dressed like this on a date, just know you won’t smash the “PUNDESH”


If she comes for a date wearing jeans, just know you won't get pussy.

She's probably on her periods. She's just coming to spend your money.

If she comes with an ultra-short dress, just know she's coming to tease you and many other niggas, and has no intention of fucking you.

However, it doesn't mean that she won't get fucked. She might have another nigger on standby to kula her after you date.

If she has a moderate skirt, knee length, that one has already decided that you're a nice dude worthy of her pussy.

You just need to not say anything.
Just laugh to her stale jokes, affirm her statements and flatter her.

Don't waste your money betting on the wrong horse my niggas.

Don't let these bitches spend your money.

Don't use your cash without any guarantee of pussy.

Don't forget, two cans of Guarana is equivalent to one bag of cement.

No pussy, no free drinks!

By CYPRIAN NYAKUNDI

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