How UHURU fooled KIKUYUs and forced them to turn up in large numbers to vote for him, “Mlichezwa”

By CYPRIAN NYAKUNDI.

The very reason Kikuyu's woke up at 3am and lined up enmasse to vote for Uhuru, was because they were assured that Uthamaki was theirs and they would benefit immensely from his leadership. 

They were told their businesses will thrive and development projects sent their way. Turns out Uhuru was referring to his own Enke Management Limited, which is the holding company for his family's companies like Brookside Dairies, Heritage Hotels, Media Max, and the likes.

Congratulations Kikuyu's. You've been played! This is a confirmation that the jigger menace has literally reached your brains. You have jiggers in your heads.

And I kept telling you that Uhuru doesn't have your interests at heart. He's only there for his family. Lakini nyinyi mkasema oh Nyakundi, oh oh oh. Whose laughing now?

Sasa amemuita Washenzi. Mta-do? Nyinyi ni ma-Umbwa. You'll continue praising him and calling him anointed by God. Because you're stupid! Brainwashed monkeys. Hata panya ziko na akili mob kumliko. Utamuona amekuja church na kujifanya mpole.

Nyinyi hamuezi saidika!

The Kenyan DAILY POST

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