This is how lowly MIGUNA MIGUNA rates MIKE SONKO - Will he agree to work under him? Hilarious!

…changed his name to Mika Musa.§

Changed his name again to Mike Munga.§

Moved to Nairobi and changed his name to Mike Gidion Kioko Mbuvi.§

Bought matatus and became a “makanga” in Nairobi.§

Opened Bars and started selling drugs in Buru Buru estate.§

Bought a nomination certificate from Narc-Kenya in 2010.§

Elected MP for Makadara on September 20, 2010 by-election.§

Bought a university degree from the Kenya Methodist University.§

Called for the forceful circumcision of Luos.§

Boxed buildings in Nairobi.§

Poured “unga” on Nairobi streets.§

Danced and lay on streets at The Hague§
Terrorized motorists and mourners in Nairobi with armed goons.§

Claimed that he was Acting President of the Republic of Kenya.§

Has spoken ZERO TIMES in Parliament in 8 years.§

Is functionally illiterate.§

Wants to become the Governor of Nairobi.§

REFEREES: (1) John Harun Mwau; (2) Hassan Ali Joho; (3) William Kabogo; and (4) Evans Odhiambo Kidero.§

HOBBIES: Drugs and Alcohol.§

We must defeat this primitive, uncouth, functionally illiterate thief and drug dealer. We must choose integrity over mediocrity!



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