This will be Embakasi East MP, BABU OWINo’s maiden speech in Parliament! CRAZY

...ate like chicken,and today they’re eating with chicken. That is the power of Babu Owino.
Mr Speaker tiiaaalala!

I’m proud to have studied at the ONLY University not named after dead people.But SONU is dead, and it didn’t die a natural death. It was killed by the administration after I left. Pray for SONU.

On Embakasi East, my people disappointed the former dishonorable MP and appointed me. Yes, the fly that patches on the scrotum must be handled delicately.Whether quail eggs fall on the balls or the balls fall on the quail eggs, it is the quail eggs that break.

Mr Speaker Akchuu!

My opponents were puppets of the satan. And The  God was disappointed with them. He had to call me to come and send them to oblivion. They were disloyal to the people. And the voice People is the voice of God.

Mr Speaker, Tialala,

I was voted in overwhelmingly. My opponent was competing with spoilt votes and was multiplied by zero to power infinity. The Power of Embakasi People can only be rivaled by God’s Power. Kenya Power, Pakapower and Power plus cannot match the power of my people.

MPs Tibim,

Time has come for change, the Embakasi East needs change. A man cannot use a condom twice. I shall work for my people with zeal and zest like the uncastrated bulls of Spain.

The people of Embakasi Tibim. I won’t let you down.”


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