Here are FACTS: No DONKEY was RAPED in Murang’a…..it was all a LIE – DENNIS ITUMBI

Over the week, the country woke up to the bizarre story that a donkey had been defiled to death at Kamahuha in Maragua, Murang’a County. However, journalist and blogger Dennis Itumbi has put the story to rest with the facts below:

Lets now deal with the issue of the alleged Donkey Rape - I spoke with some journalists in Muranga and I can state here without fear of contradiction - It did not happen. here is why;

1. Did that Rape thing Happen - "Yes it did, in a place called Kamahuha in Muranga....

2. How did you guys decide it was rape or even 'sex' with a donkey? - well there were condoms next to the donkey

3. But Condoms that can be a person who threw them there? - well very slim possibility

4. was there any vet officer who examined the donkey? - No. But the owner has even buried it

5. So can you for sure say the Donkey was Raped? - No. But all Indicators show that

6. Which Indicators? - well the used Condoms

7. But you agree that the condoms could have been thrown there after someone used them? - - Yes thats possible

8. Was the rape during the day or at night? - well I did not ask but i can ask...another answer - in the evening - another answer at night

9. How did you establish that it was four men? - there were four used Condoms

10. Seriously? - yes.

End of interview with several Muranga Journalists, who also admit that the story lacks in proper news values...I Rest...
Lets now deal with the issue of the alleged Donkey Rape - I spoke with some journalists in Muranga and I can state here without fear of contradiction - It did not happen. here is why;

1. Did that Rape thing Happen - "Yes it did, in a place called Kamahuha in Muranga....

2. How did you guys decide it was rape or even 'sex' with a donkey? - well there were condoms next to the donkey

3. But Condoms that can be a person who threw them there? - well very slim possibility

4. was there any vet officer who examined the donkey? - No. But the owner has even buried it

5. So can you for sure say the Donkey was Raped? - No. But all Indicators show that

6. Which Indicators? - well the used Condoms

7. But you agree that the condoms could have been thrown there after someone used them? - - Yes thats possible

8. Was the rape during the day or at night? - well I did not ask but i can ask...another answer - in the evening - another answer at night

9. How did you establish that it was four men? - there were four used Condoms

10. Seriously? - yes.

End of interview with several Muranga Journalists, who also admit that the story lacks in proper news values...I Rest...


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45 comments for Here are FACTS: No DONKEY was RAPED in Murang’a…..it was all a LIE – DENNIS ITUMBI

  1. I also agree! I come from Mwea where we use donkeys for pulling carts during ploughing, the male donkey has a very long male reproductive organ by the way, if you compare it to the normal male penis, it will be like comparing an ant to an elephant! how i wondered when i heard men raped a donkey till it died! Maybe the best word to use here could av been 'they strangled the donkey while doing an unnatural act' i swear no man can rape a Donkey, its a very hostile animal, n it also produces a very irritating sound when its provoked....nkt! don't try to taint central province with cheap propaganda please

  2. Kikuyu Public Relations Officer (K.P.R.O)

  3. Men from Central Province need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep fucking cows. hens, dogs, and now a donkey...who is gonna be the next Nobel Price winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaah...Luos are fucking your girls while you are doing animals!

  4. If it was not raped in Muranga, so where was it raped?

  5. i totally disagree,if they managed to molest a chicken what will make them not to do the same to donkey.

  6. stop diverting the truth u raped it and this is the only place in kenya were such athing can happen itumbi u are anuisance anytime u open ur blog by the way have u stopped hacking icc server? get ajob and stop kutetea this jigger infested pple they rape everything old shushus todlers,dog ,hen now donkey hata wewe watakurape.

  7. i like that.luos are fucking your chics while you kyuks are doing it with animals

  8. I ACTUALLY THINK THAT SOMETHING IS WRONG SOMEWHERE IS IT BECAUSE OF STOLEN ELECTIONS? PRAYS MAY BE THE ANSWER IF NOT OKUYU IS IN PROBLEM AND WE ARE YET TO SEE MORE

  9. Imagine someone deployed in statehouse to write nonsense, itumbi u must be the one who raped it

  10. An 3:48, FUCK you mkia ya babu yako wewe, matako bila chupi

  11. Stolen elections!OMG go to hell!

  12. Cut that foreskin ujue kufuck kyuk gals.



  13. I HEAR THERE ARE PLANS TO TAINT A CERTAIN COMMUNITY WITH THE UN-NATURAL ACTS.

    DONKEY CANNOT BE KILLED EVEN BY 20 MEN, NO WAY!!!!!

  14. WELL ITS ONLY A LUO MAN WHO WOULD LEAVE HIS BEAUTIFUL LUO WOMAN FOR A LIGHT SKINNED SOMALI OR WHITE WOMEN.

  15. Fine, the donkey was raped, move on. I fail to see how such stories add to the value of life. Let them kill a camel now, take it to central and throw 10 condoms there. You think hating on kyuks is going to change anything.

  16. I blame the media for the portrayal of kiuks.I can tell you if you want to go around the country to find people committing bestiality you will find many communities.This is political of building hate towards kiuks around the country.

  17. We are aware kikuyu's prefer animals to human beings....kukumiss....pundamiss......ngombemiss.....pakamiss and the list continues. Itumbi is talking to humself.

  18. it must be u who did that.go on raping donkeys since it is your hobby




  19. hate speech stop it

    Every knee shall bow and every tongue confess before God.

  20. Itumbi what about the cow,the chicken and the goat can explain now that u are the diaspora and new media.....i don't know what?

  21. please don't use itumbi to cover the true story....have got evidence...Donkey wa raped!!!

  22. WHY ARE ALL THIS STORIES COMING AT THE SAME TIME FROM ONE DIRECTION, ITS ONLY UNCIRCUMCISED PEOPLE WHO CANNOT CONNECT THE STORY

  23. This's all luo propaganda against Kikuyus!

  24. KIKUYU NATION LTD. Hate or despise us but fact is We rule for 100yrs. Ati u fckd our ladies, am guessing u hav no sister or mother, if u do, ask them the list of men who hav fckd them n u realize its no news. Btw Kiuk ladies don't roll with broke ass idlers lik u, bt incase u got lucky to have the taste of a chosen pple, my advice is look 4 one to at least giv u off springs who will be halfway pure breed, it will assist ua race to get out of the stone age...

  25. guys these can only be ritualssssssyouve gone to mganga en you were told the only way to get rich is to fuck a donkey,a chiken sheep or any other animal..please waganga sio mungu en they cant at ll answer your problems.....

  26. You will rule 100 yrs iam sure you are jobless writting this massage from a cyber somewhere, sorry this not a kikuyu leadership and the fact is Uhuru doesn't know u,to him u are just a desperate poor person. and for all of u how call the selves Kikuyu LEADERSHIP IS ABOUT CLASS NOT TRIBE.

  27. Well, Luo men are fucking each other(GAYZ)

  28. Kikuyus can rape even mosquitoes!! If one can rape a one year old child or even a hen claiming the hen looked suggestive, what about one year old mosquito???

  29. if you have a problem a donkey being raped,,u can also find one and rape..i guezz some guys here need attention like the one being given to kiuks,u go rape one we will put u through to the media, but i wonder which donkey will allow you,they only allow kiuks not other communities.

  30. Luo men r sucking each other..... nice one

  31. people, waswahili walinena shimo baya ni la nyoka tuu!!!!! we kikuyus did not devise this. perhaps it has it's advantage,, lower HIV/AIDS rate, remember we have the lowest rates. IN ALL WISDOM, i ask all of you yelling that it is true, what size is a man's dick???to kill a donkey,,, i think the reverse apply,, how come the fellow male donkey has never killed its partner given its size,,,,,,come on guy lets think again like people who have some brainssss,

  32. no kikuyu girl would be fucked by jaluos first go get a cut then perhaps they might consider you just maybe

  33. So the kikuyu Newspapers that reported this are all lying?

  34. If you feel sorry for the donkeys,then go to central and donate your ass!

  35. Guys this is silly. The newspaper that reported this "RAPE" should really feel ashamed. Can you compare the dick of a male donkey with a man' puny penis? Female donkey won't feel the latter. How can a human penis kill a donkey yet male donkey's penis is like a trunk. Why don't male donkeys kill their females when they are mating. The orchestrated hate reporting against a community is taking us nowhere. A male donkey with a hard on is a spectacle. The female donkey accommodates the big dick comfortable. Don't forget that a donkey has vicious kicks.
    I cannot imagine a donkey

  36. Hii jamaa njaluo wanaita baba had 10years in govt spreading hate agaisnt Kikuyus and never succeeded.

    He needs to be checked. Foreskin smells

  37. hahaha

  38. All these things are directed at tainting people who live there. Guys have to be cautious.

  39. THIS IS FOR ALL CORD MEMBERS>>>>>>>>share to all members

    Don't be blinded by this dark leadership which look down to undermine the efforts of all that we have been fighting for all those years by mere selfish influences
    by this i wish to point-out the news which spread out today about Mr. Odinga about Six vehicles of the Government this is a cheap tactic to blind the extreme and exempt-rally contribution to up head the county government- the USA trip of Excellencies, Governors

    The government spokesman is not in placed for the boosting of Kenyan PR by addressing the position of Government in relation, on regard or inclusiveness of stand to other states, foreigners, at matters which affect the Republic of Kenya not individuals or tribal partisan, or even the not the influence.

    Worry is how other state regard us if good press briefing is only RAILA to return vehicles does this make sense if Raila can mobilize a trip for 24 Governors what is 4vehicles this too cheap and petty minded Government

    Lets all concentrate to build our country for a better Destiny and not be manipulated by sycophants who don't value the Toil of democracy

  40. This is propaganda by Homosexual people. They want the pple to perceive the world as extremely perverted/sinful so that theirs ca be seen as a small sin. that way they will gain more acceptance in the society.lets not be blinded. they are determined to do anything to penetrate into the society as normal pple. we shall not allow that

  41. Kikuyu have been raping donkeys /Cows Goats ,Sunguras rver since time immemmorial These hypocrates will never admit it hence hypocritically thugs&thieves!

  42. Kikuyu never give up, God always on your side and fimbo yao ni mungu let them kip yapping. so kip moving! But I have some friends from luo land but they are vry mature.

  43. jaluo sura kama warthongs,kikuyu ni wanaume watawakalia mpaka muitane.

  44. hawa watu wanajua size ya dick ya donkey kweli, itakuaje leo auliwe na dick ya binadamu. Length yake ni 4 times ile ya binadamu, leo u a telling me punda ameuliwa na dick ya binadamu. Go tell it to the birds in the air, may be they wil listen!

  45. Stop defending Kamahuha Natives. Who knows whether the funda behaved suggestively. Remember how naughty their male counterparts are.

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