The RAPE festival is set to BEGIN …. A RAPE FESTIVAL??? SHAME
International 01:26
Men in India are already
beginning to celebrate as the annual Punjab Rape Festival is just days away.
Every non-married girl age 7-16 will have the chance to flee to safety or get
raped.
Madhuban Ahluwalia who heads up the annual festival told reporters
why the event is so important. “This is a long time tradition in Punjab dating
back thousands of years,” says Ahluwalia. “We rape the evil demons out of the
girls, otherwise they will cheat on us and we will be forced to kill them. So
it is win-win for everyone.”
The Punjab Rape Festival began in 43 BC when Baalkrishan Tamil
Nadu raped everyone in his village of Ludhiana. Baalkrishan Tamil Nadu is
remembered every year at this event, in fact the trophy given to the man with
the most rapes is called ‘The Baalkrishan’.
23-year-old Harikrishna Majumdar tells reporters that he has been training
all year for this event. “I’m going to get the most rapes this year. I’ve been
practicing raping my sister and her friends every day. I will be rape superstar
number one! I will get the Baalkrishan prize this year for sure!”
11-year-old Jaitashri Majumdar told reporters she almost did not
get raped at last year’s festival. “I came so close to not getting raped. I
almost got to the ‘rape-free-zone’ at the edge of town, but at the last minute
12 men jumped on me and raped me. Luckily I am just recovering now so I can
participate in this year’s events, otherwise I would be put to death by
stoning.”
34-year-old Paul Horner from Toronto who is visiting Punjab on
business told reporters he will be missing the festivities this year. “I’m
getting the f*ck out of this backwards country tonight.”
India is second in reported rapes in the world
only behind the United States. For more information on the festival or if you
would like to participate, please call the 24-hour Punjab Rape Festival hotline
at (785) 273-0325.
courtesy of superofficialnews.com
