Letter to Citizen TV’s JANET MBUGUA…….LOVE in the AIR
Entertainment News, Media News 01:56
Wednesday,
January 30, 2013 - She is one of very many news anchors who media
houses use to attract viewers. Actually the beautiful women are the reason why
most men watch news especially at prime time. We are talking about the likes of
KTN’s Linda Ogutu, Kiss TV’s Grace Msalame, Citizen TV’s Janet Mbugua, Lilian
Muli Kanene and Julie Gichuru.
Desperate times call for desperate measures and for a
certain man who is in love with Citizen TV’s Janet Mbugua, a letter was the
only way to get to her heart.
Below is the hilarious letter to Mbugua courtesy of Kiss
100’s Jalang’o.
Dear
Janet Mbugua,
I have
attempted to suppress my feelings since Monday 9PM but that effort has been
subjected to futility. Yawaa I comprehend that just like Lilian Muli, you are
also matrimonially abducted and as such, I should mutilate any hopes of
pursuing your affection. Nevertheless my corneas still detect and appreciate
that both of you oozes aesthetics in gigantic proportions, both of you not only
radiate but also advertise beauty via minimal effort. Yawaaa indeed it is
correct that birds of the same feather locomote in unison.
On that
day, Monday 21st January 2013, 2100Hrs The regalia u embedded on your body
laminated your anatomy in a cohesive and jealous manner. It stalked your
physique, tracing every contour that is depicted in your fauna. Manners has
barred me from oozing positive appreciation towards your mammary glands in
public domain, but your hips will not be accosted similar amnesty. Woman, yawaa
flesh has resided in your pelvic areas in an inciting manner; the bulging of ur
hips at the periphery of your posterior ial mass is unanimously seductive, its
mere sight alerts the organs that inhabits my loins. I emit appreciation
towards the plateau existing in your front abdominal as your stomach does not
custod overlapping intestines (tyres). Yawaaa u were chiseled yawaaa!!!
Despite
the fact that you are vertically endowed thereby raising your center of gravity
hence making you vulnerable to falling, irony has sided with you by condemning
my heart to be the one to succumb to gravitational pull. I have fallen. Yawaa
because of you, I just imported a plasma 67” 3D spectrum colour television from
Australia that is charged with the onus of airing only news that is being
relinquished by the tongue that is tethered in close proximity to ur alluring
face.
Yours
sincerely.
Opiyo.
The
Kenyan DAILY POST
.jpg)
