BUSTED!! DAD likes small girls…DAUGHTER loves old men

Man: Hello Sweetgal

Shiko: Hi lover boy

Man: Info about u please

Shiko: 17, female, curvaceous , cleavage, bootyliscious, in Lavington and you?

Man: Mmmmmh, I am in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, around Lavington.

Shiko: You're 52? Omg! Seriously. Same age as my dad.

Man: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.

Shiko: Do you have a wife?

Man: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework.

Shiko: Then why do you like young girls?

Man: I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy and fresh.

Shiko: I am also into older men with iPhones, cash and drive a big German machines.

Man: I can offer all of that and more.

Shiko: I think we should meet because you are in Lavington and I am also there.

Man: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my German machine sexy?

Shiko: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible.

Man: Or maybe over the weekend, going to school is very important.

Shiko: While still chatting let me continue with my homework I don't want my dad to know that I am on fb, he will be mad at me.

Man: Which homework is that maybe I can assist you?

Shiko: It’s a Life Orientation homework, my friend Kev is assisting me. But he's still a small boy. I need big d*cks!

Man: Hey, your friends name is Kev? Exactly where in Lavington are you?

Shiko: House YTA2010 and you?

Man: Shiko, is that you??????? ??

Shiko:"Dad, is that you??????!!!

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