Woman caught red handed cheating


A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 floors high Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like a statue and don’t move.

Husband: Who is this?
Wife: This is a robot I bought to have sex with when u r travelling.
Husband: Ok, let's have sex now!
Wife: No sweetheart, yesterday I got my period. So I will go & make a cup of coffee 4 u.
After she left the husband said 'Damn it I'm so horny, I will f*ck this robot!
He tried f*cking. The lover started talking in a metallic robotic way:
'SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE!
SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE'.

Husband: Damn it! Robot is not working properly. I'm throwing it out of the window.
The lover realized that he was on the 20th floor so he said:
'SOFTWARE UPDATED'
PLEASE TRY AGAIN!

7 comments for Woman caught red handed cheating

  1. ooooh my sooo crazy

  2. Hahaha.. so he'd 2 corperate

  3. Solo funny.....

  4. hahahahaha! damn! datz crazy but awesome. lolest!:-P

  5. jeez!!! i would lyk such a woman 4 a wyf

  6. crever woman! thumbs up!

  7. creative indeed

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